which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos, via crystallized-teardrops)


"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"

"Pretty impressive, huh?"

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i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

(Source: kaitokirishima, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

I just want to drop a tab and listen to some Pink Floyd