lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

Don’t forget kittens & bud

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shouldnt:

jesus:

shouldnt:

its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

FOLLOW ME TO JOIN MY RELIGION OF TUMBLR AND ACCEPTANCE

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cupcakesforcastiel:

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

image

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tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

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