e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

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tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

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jellyworld:

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

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Awww just realised that I’m following 420 blogs. Perfect

mcqueeny:

a porn blog reblogged one of my selfies my only question is why

Oh my gosh!! Me too!! Just why???

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queercorn:

*straight people voice* is he… you know…

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trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

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