i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via supernovaqirl)


awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

(Source: crystalized-snow, via crystallized-teardrops)


Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

The tables have now turned.

(Source: jagboo, via crystallized-teardrops)


don’t lie we all judge people by their url

(Source: ollivander, via crystallized-teardrops)


I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time

(via crystallized-teardrops)